kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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shebachan:

farrox:

farrox:

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

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I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

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i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton

what if young people acted like old people on facebook?

moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

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You are a hero among procrastinators 

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

whoredinarygirl:

heteroh look my friend used your text post on instagram lmao
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whoredinarygirl:

heteroh look my friend used your text post on instagram lmao

reallylameblog:

fuck you toilet paper you make me feel so inadequate rude ass bitch

reallylameblog:

fuck you toilet paper you make me feel so inadequate rude ass bitch