Harry, 16, "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
the sickest burn in all of television history
I tried finding a romantic stock photo and this was the only one that truly spoke to me
"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."
a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it
I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME
have you tried turning it off and back on again
I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF
there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on
I AM NOT SHOUTING
IT DOESN’T TURN OFF
ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again
new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs